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September 26, 2012

"Naked Tit Model" is an anagram of Kate Middleton.

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September 25, 2012

Vivienne Westwood created a belt from recycled cardboard. But It's been shunned by high street stores who say it's just a waist of paper.

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September 21, 2012

A survey revealed that 3/10 obese people believed they could slim down with a Weight Loss Mantra.  Fat chants!

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September 20, 2012

1 in 10 emails that have been marked as 'Spam' are actually from genuine companies trying to sell their tinned meat.

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September 14, 2012

Apple have stalled the release of the cheaper iPod touch for children, due to naming problems.  The device was to be called the iTouch Kids.

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September 12, 2012

Every year around the 12th Sept all Doctors are forced underground or into hiding.   #AnAppleDayKeepsTheDoctorsAway  #AppleDay #iPhone5

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September 6, 2012

Homocide - The murder of someone of the same gender that you are sexually attracted to. 

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August 29, 2012

All bicycle pumps are to rise in price regularly, due to inflation.

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August 29, 2012

51% of the population have an Orgasm Face that is identical to their Pooing Face.

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August 29, 2012

It takes just 5 seconds for a silence to become awkward.

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