September 26, 2012 "Naked Tit Model" is an anagram of Kate Middleton. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 25, 2012 Vivienne Westwood created a belt from recycled cardboard. But It's been shunned by high street stores who say it's just a waist of paper. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 21, 2012 A survey revealed that 3/10 obese people believed they could slim down with a Weight Loss Mantra. Fat chants! Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 20, 2012 1 in 10 emails that have been marked as 'Spam' are actually from genuine companies trying to sell their tinned meat. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 14, 2012 Apple have stalled the release of the cheaper iPod touch for children, due to naming problems. The device was to be called the iTouch Kids. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 12, 2012 Every year around the 12th Sept all Doctors are forced underground or into hiding. #AnAppleDayKeepsTheDoctorsAway #AppleDay #iPhone5 Edit Delete Tags Autopost
September 6, 2012 Homocide - The murder of someone of the same gender that you are sexually attracted to. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
August 29, 2012 All bicycle pumps are to rise in price regularly, due to inflation. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
August 29, 2012 51% of the population have an Orgasm Face that is identical to their Pooing Face. Edit Delete Tags Autopost